A little ol’ lady brandishes a copy of “Lovely Bones” at a manager in the bookstore.
“Is this any good???? What’s it about????”
Upon being told it involves the abduction and murder of a young girl she exclaims
“Terrific!!!! I’ll take it for my friend…her daughter was just murdered recently….SHE’LL LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!”
Cue sound of jaws hitting floor……